hi.

fun stuff down there.

Dec 10

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Aug 10

There’s a great story about Pablo Picasso. Some guy told Picasso he’d pay him to draw a picture on a napkin. Picasso whipped out a pen and banged out a sketch, handed it to the guy, and said, “One million dollars, please.”

“A million dollars?” the guy exclaimed. “That only took you thirty seconds!”

“Yes,” said Picasso. “But it took me fifty years to learn how to draw that in thirty seconds.”

Everything that is wrong with clients, these days. (via kleinmaetschke)

Jun 4

Jun 3
This really made me smile.

This really made me smile.


Jun 2
I just took a bath, Jerry. A bath.

I just took a bath, Jerry. A bath.


Jun 1
Current status.

Current status.


Feb 22

Oct 24
“You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, George Michael has been acting strange lately.” Tobias Fünke

Aug 26